this is why men should just say no to women's magazines!!
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital_p1I think he is traumatised for life. He is talking about calling in the Geneva Convention on some of the tips...
If in describing the act, the words "bite" and "scrotum" appear in the same sentence, something went catastrophically wrong. So wrong that your behavior should have earned you an unceremonious exit from the gene pool.
Hey, ladies, have you ever heard a guy use the expression, "He's got me by the short hairs"? Was the guy using it in a positive way?
We're not even joking at this point. Seriously, don't do this. We're frowning over our keyboard. This has been banned by the Geneva Convention as an inhumane torture technique. They will build grim monuments to the men who have had this done to them.
Let us never forget what Cosmo did to those fine men on that terrible day.
