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How to Become Gluten Intolerant

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« on: March 21, 2015, 04:54:46 am »

In the year 2000, gluten sensitivity, wheat allergies, and celiac disease affected an estimated 0.6% of the general population. In 2015, the aforementioned conditions affect nearly 95% of all upper-middle class white people. What could be responsible for this tragic, mildly irritating epidemic?

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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2015, 10:31:12 am »

Can't see the link..................
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2015, 05:01:18 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2015, 05:11:50 pm »

for some reason it is taking a long time to show up...give it a minute?

it's too perfect; this guy NAILS it:

"If you're ready to have a ravenous appetite for impossible standards and dogmatic feelings of victimization, you are ready to begin learning to be gluten free"

"if you are at a friends house and they've gone out of their way and think they have met the Da Vinci code of your gluten intolerance demands; they're not trying to be friendly...they're trying to overthrow your reign of control and dominance. You can't let this happen, you'll want to play the trump card of another food intolerance you've never told them about. THis puts you back in the driver's seat"

"Seclusion makes gluten healthier: Based on scientific information that has not been discovered, there is a direct correlation between how many people are around and how gluten intolerant you are"


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this mentality describes some of our 'friends' perfectly...whether its gluten or any other issue..
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2015, 11:21:28 am »

I've never understood how anyone can be "gluten" intolerant anyway. gluten is a natural byproduct of any grain based product. If you eat grains : wheat, corn, rice, etc - then you are eating gluten.
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