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MagicM
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« on: December 12, 2015, 04:28:58 pm »

Hey Jess - I thought you would like this quote I found:

Whatever you give to a woman, she will make it GREATER. Give her SPERM, she will give you a BABY. Give her a HOUSE, she will give you a HOME. Give her GROCERIES, she will give you a MEAL. Give her LOVE, and she will give you her HEART! She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So, if you give her CRAP, be prepared to receive a ton of SHIT!

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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2015, 06:44:40 am »

She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So, if you give her CRAP, be prepared to receive a ton of SHIT![/i]

hehehe...

This reads like one of those ancient Chinese proverbs.
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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2015, 07:21:09 am »

Hey Jess - I thought you would like this quote I found:

Whatever you give to a woman, she will make it GREATER. Give her SPERM, she will give you a BABY. Give her a HOUSE, she will give you a HOME. Give her GROCERIES, she will give you a MEAL. Give her LOVE, and she will give you her HEART! She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So, if you give her CRAP, be prepared to receive a ton of SHIT!

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now that's funny!!

 Cheesy Cheesy

and oh so true...
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