Hey Jess - I thought you would like this quote I found:
Whatever you give to a woman, she will make it GREATER. Give her SPERM, she will give you a BABY. Give her a HOUSE, she will give you a HOME. Give her GROCERIES, she will give you a MEAL. Give her LOVE, and she will give you her HEART! She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So, if you give her CRAP, be prepared to receive a ton of SHIT!
LOL
now that's funny!!

and oh so true...